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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but WITCH HOUSE IS OVER. I'm so done with this garbage. #seapunk is where it's at. Witch House is so 2009, there's no way of getting around it. See yall at the board at #seapunk.com

U think u got me? Well I'm actually in a prestige radiology exclusive major within a wellknown hospital wih a double minor in theatre and criminal justice hahahah tricked u there's a troll in the castle! youre the troll, straight outta TROLL 2. Too sucky to even be a troll, yr just acting like a GO...

I forgot to mention first witch house band to have GWAR like stage productions including witchy video collage, the first witch house influenced Britney Spears song and perhaps the emergance of the GG Allin of Witch House (I'm looking at you, Teacake Seriously that'd be sweet).

U think u got me? Well I'm actually in a prestige radiology exclusive major within a wellknown hospital wih a double minor in theatre and criminal justice hahahah tricked u

Add your own witch house firsts you'd like to see. ie. First witch house group to perform in a cemetary. First witch house group to have a convicted murderer in the group. First witch house group to play in a morgue. First witch house group to play in the middle of the forest. First witch house grou...

Still no link to your original work, daggerSLAVERYdagger? Could it be because you're nothing more than a consumer? Or is there some mythical treasure trove of original masterpieces you're sitting on, that are too grand for my common ears? ... I'm betting the former. Scrutiny is fine, but only when ...

Again, critical does not mean angry. I'll write the book on biggest waste of time: trying to debate art and music with the mentally handicapped on witch-house.com. I'm sure it'll sell a million copies, but hell, I'm sure you couldn't get past the first paragraph.

If someone took the time to write a bogus album, create an account, and post it up, it says more about them than the people they're supposedly trolling. Smoke less weed, it'll help with the paranoia. What if it's some sort of social experiment? Material for some online skit bound to end up on YouTu...

Riiight, because those with a critical ear, refined aural tastes and views that he or she is not afraid to express even though others might not like them are, of course, trolls... Right. Are you kidding me? Get outta here with that shit dude. :roll: Where's my stuff? Why? Why can't you just accept ...

adding hip-hop beats to a supposed SOUISXIE & THE BANSHEE cover??? Uuuuuuugh. What were you thinking???? EDIT: Also, let's not feed the trolls. Please and thank you. Riiight, because those with a critical ear, refined aural tastes and views that he or she is not afraid to express even though ot...

I might be paranoid but I feel like a lot of you are being punked by Deftone fans. I'm pretty sure a few of the albums posted here have been crudely constructed joke witch house albums. It's been pretty hilarious to have been guessing which ones lately are real and which are jokes and it's been even...

Difficult to take seriously? Your album fucking sucks. Take that seriously. :lol: Are you really that dense or are you just playing stupid? Hate to break it to you but having SOME discerning taste in music is not being bitter. :roll: wow.. i am sorry but I'm not a sheep who mindlessly consumes any a...

Everyone's entitled to their opinion. But seeing as no one seems to be jumping to your side in support of what you're saying, I've still got my money on you being one of Logan's butt buddies. If everyone's entitled to their opinions, then believe whatever delusions you'd like to believe to justify ...

If all this immature facebook drama and half-assed attempted and very amateur sounding 'releases' via soundcloud and bandcamp posted around here lately are the future of 'witchhouse', count me out.

I don't know whom I have more pity for: The sap this album is about or the dorks who wasted their time recording this for the sole purpose of internet dramaz :/ Try getting out of the house some, dearies.